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A rugged, roomy can cooler that keeps drinks crisp while showcasing a love for marshes, mud, and the slow-moving creatures that call them home. The white polyester exterior carries bold, edge-to-edge art: a detailed snapping turtle illustration with the blunt slogan “F*** the boots, save the turtles,” and a second design that reads “Turtle Man” in mud-spattered lettering. Lightweight yet sturdy, the cooler slips over regular or slim cans, insulating with a soft black foam interior that grips and steadies the drink. Bring it to muddy trailheads, late-night bonfires, or slow afternoons by the creek — it’s built to stand up to wet gear, rough hands, and loud opinions.
Product Features:
Product features
- Durable 100% white polyester exterior with edge-to-edge printing
- Soft black foam liner for secure, stable grip
- Vibrant, long-lasting print colors that resist fading
- Lightweight construction fits both regular and slim cans
- Two size options: Regular (3.5" x 4.3") and Slim (3.5" x 6")
Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth
Turtle Can Cooler — "Fuck The Boots Save The Turtles" / Turtle Man Drink Koozie
$9.99
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$9.99
Regular price
Product Features:
Product features
- Durable 100% white polyester exterior with edge-to-edge printing
- Soft black foam liner for secure, stable grip
- Vibrant, long-lasting print colors that resist fading
- Lightweight construction fits both regular and slim cans
- Two size options: Regular (3.5" x 4.3") and Slim (3.5" x 6")
Care instructions
- Wipe with a damp cloth, air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth